Todays funkies are 20-year-old Joey Miller and 23-year-old Matthew McNelly of Carroll, Iowa (–about 90 miles northwest of Des Moines).
–Last Friday, Joey and Matthew decided they were going to break into an apartment and rob it. But they didn’t want anyone to recognize them.
–So these knuckleheads came up with the “genius” idea to conceal their identities by drawing all over their faces with permanent marker. (???)
–But not only did they fail to break into the apartment, someone saw them as they were driving off and called the cops.
–A few minutes later, the police pulled Joey and Matthew over and arrested them.
–These clowns were each charged with second-degree attempted burglary, and Matthew was also charged with driving while intoxicated.
–If they’re convicted, Joey could get up to five years in prison, and $7,500 in fines. And Matthew’s looking at six years in prison, and $7,500 in fines.
