Archive for July, 2009

*LYRICS* EMINEM “WARNING!!” (Em’s reply to Mariah Carey’s ‘OBSESSED’)

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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Carey denied the reference to Eminem in the video recently telling MTV News:

“Everybody started having their own speculations about who the stalker was. I’m like, look, when I look at that stalker and me with the beard and the whole nine yards, I look like my cousin Chris. I do. I look like my brother and my cousin Chris. So basically, you know, all the speculation about who I’m playing in the video, it’s not accurate.”

 

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the f–k up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my d–k and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the f–k I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, f—-t
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some s–t b—h c–t who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you f—–g had to be drunk to f–k me?
Second base? What the f–k you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I n—-d early cos ejacu—-d early and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”wh–e”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this sh-t again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every f—–g thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I se Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

“THOUGHTS…???”: Intentional or wardrobe malfunction?

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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*gallery* THOUSANDS of soldiers form PATRIOTIC SYMBOLS. dope!

Friday, July 31st, 2009

CHECK OUT THESE COOL PHOTOGRAPHS OF U.S. SOLDIERS STANDING TOGETHER TO FORM PATRIOTIC SYMBOLS LIKE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY:

At the end of World War One, a couple of photographers named Arthur Mole and John Thomas decided they wanted to take photos of soldiers returning home from the war.

–So they traveled from military base to military base and photographed thousands of soldiers standing together in the shape of patriotic symbols like the Statue of Liberty. 

(–In know what you’re thinking, this doesn’t sound that interesting.  But, actually, it’s pretty cool to see 20,000 soldiers standing together to form these symbols.  See for yourself here . . .)

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*gallery* TEXTING…& TALKING…ON 2 PHONES…WHILE DRIVING!!!? (guess what happened next)

Friday, July 31st, 2009

A GUY CRASHED INTO A CAR, A HOUSE AND A POOL AFTER TALKING ON ONE PHONE AND TEXTING ON ANOTHER . . . WHILE DRIVING:

You might think that with all the accidents that have been caused by texting while driving, people would get a clue and put down their phones and pay attention to the road.  But it doesn’t seem like that’s happening any time soon.  Here’s a case in point . . .

–On Wednesday, 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt, New York (–about 40 miles north of Buffalo), was towing a car with his flatbed truck. 

–But instead of focusing on the road, Nicholas was talking on one cell phone and sending a text message on another cell phone when he accidentally slammed into another car, then drove through a fence, sideswiped a house and crashed into a swimming pool.  (!!!)

–Nicholas was charged with reckless driving, talking on a cell phone and following too closely. 

-Fortunately, no one was seriously injured. 

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*VID & PIC* MILEY CYRUS’ PEDOPHILE STALKER.

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Miley’s got a pedo psycho…

Police in Tybee Island, North Carolina have fallen under public scrutiny after a middle-aged man accused of stalking teen starlet Miley Cyrus was released from a local jail due to overcrowding.

“If we had heard something about this guy supposedly being a stalker or he had been charged with a felony he wouldn’t have been released,“ says Chatham County Sheriff Al St Lawrence.

Mark McLeod, 53, was arrested and booked on two misdemeanor charges last month after standing in a crowd of people watching Miley film her latest movie, The Last Song, and making sexually-suggestive comments to young girls in the crowd.

According to reports, McLeod has been known to follow the 16-year-old actress around the country and had “been camping at Tybee for three or four days and that he had observed Cyrus on her balcony, that he sent her special presents, said that he was going to marry Cyrus, and even invited the police officer to the wedding.”

In March, McLeod traveled to NYC for Miley’s Miles to Go book signing.

Mark McLeod is expected to appear in a North Carolina courtroom next month.

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